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Nice! She looks like my Turkish friend Hayal.

I now fancy your Turkish friend Hayal.

YOU DID A PICSPAM!

This has made me unbeleiveably happy.

Oh dear.

Thank you very much....

The college age intern who sits outside my office will likely report me, but it was worth it.

Hey -

I should just shut up about this, because Sibel is truly a hottie and - it seems from her public statements - a person of some real substance. But look at the stills from "Head on" and her pooooorn. She's got a beautiful honker, one that inspires, no, demands attention. Then look at her recent shots - she looks about five years younger, and her nose, well, where has it gone?

Why, oh why, do women with distinctive noses mess with a good thing? I mean, imagine Maria Callas with a tiny button nose? Or Meryl Streep? Or Tilda Swinton? Or Anouk Aimee?

Women with sharper features are truly unique looking, sooo damn sexy, and so much better looking than the blank regiments of pretty girls clogging up thousands of magazines and television programs with their pushed in, Barbie-doll, pug-dog faces so reminiscent of those creepy, big-eyed children painted on black velvet.

Who was it (perhaps Guy de Maupassant?) who said - in French of course - "There is nothing quite so boring as a pretty girl."? I can't think of anything more true. Jolie laid over jolie any day of the week!

Still, this won't stop me from going to see Sibel in "The Last Train" when it comes out, and examining some of her...ahem...early work.

I think I read somewhere that she got a nose-job with the money she got for Head-On. Which, you're right, is kind of sad. Seeing Tilda or Meryl with a quote-unquote normal nose would be an upsetting sight indeed.

My straight side asked my gay side (they go to the pub together after work, after the gay side agreed there'd be no funny business) what he'd think if Owen Wilson got his nose straightened out or Joaquin Phoenix got that scar on his lip taken off. He wouldn't like it at all, unsurprisingly.

You remembered the pooooorn! That makes me very happy. You should see the pictures of her I didn't put up here...

Now how could I forget the "pooorn"? Thank you, I play it on a tape loop in my head on a nearly daily basis.

Yes, I SHOULD see the pictures you didn't put up here... (hint) ;)

Yep, men or women, would any of them be the same if they got the little imperfections removed? Hell, the imperfections and differences are the main event, the 'character'. The rest of the face is just factory-issued parts.

J

I just Google these things, but Google is a sell-out bastard, so I feel a bit guilty. But then I remember I'm looking for stuff like this (warning - eight hundred kinds of non-work-safe) and it becomes a celebration of freedom.

Factory-issued parts... I'll have to remember that sentence and pass it off as my own later. :p

Damn you, sir!

Naw - pass it along.... :D

Where've you been? This segment may as well be called "The Sunday picspam." :p

HAHA! I guess I just don't check my f-list on sundays.

Actually, now I think about it I don't think I do. So there you go! :P

Oh,

Excellent pooooorn, by the way.